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I had this long post

I had this long post about how much I hate hockey and how my hatred for it was symbolic of a greater misunderstanding between me and the universe, but then I pressed the wrong button and the whole post pulled a Saddam Bin Ladin. I'd be pissed, but I know that as the only person in the world who hates hockey (and perhaps the only person who has the aformentioned understanding challenges) I can't help but be acutely aware that nobody cares whatsoever.