Is it wrong to drink whiskey and smoke just after you wake up? I'm sure there's an article about it in the Journal of Medicine Men and their Ideas somewhere. I think I'll just put it on my magical morality mystery train and let it toot-toot it's way without me.
No, I'm not depressed.
It's a beauty of a day out there. Bigtime sun and warm. If the warm water comes back on today instead of tonight, I'll probably go out. As it is, I'm still holding out for that life-giving hot shower. I know I could just go to someones house and take one there, but it's a little like Survivor: Matt, safety is within arms reach but you lose if you grab it. So I stink. And my butt cheeks are stuck together. And my underarms squeak when I move my arms. And I have a glass of whiskey in my hand.
Posted by Matt at March 12, 2003 01:33 PM