Oh my god becky, I cannot believe how unpleasant that was.
They are replacing the boiler in my building, so there is no hot water for three days (and it's day 2). I couldn't take it anymore and decided I needed a shower. So I went ahead and fired up the cold water, grit my teeth, and went on in. Ho-lee-shit. It felt like someone had slapped me 100 times, and was still swingin', wherever the water touched. That water is fucking cold! I noticed that there was condensation on the shower head! That is how cold. Fucking ice cold. Colder than a witches tit blah blah blah.
And yes, I washed the naughty bits too, and let me tell you something. Aside from the French, I have never seen anything retreat faster than my sack when that ice water hit it. Good lord. And you have to wash so you cant just get it wet and thats it, no no, you have to go the distance and scrub and rinse! Quite an experience, and one only paralleled by the washing of the rear. My browneye had to be shut about as tightly as my brown eyes were wide open. Xtreme showering, my friends. You should try it!
I will never do that again without being prodded with a loaded firearm first.
Posted by Matt at March 11, 2003 01:37 PM