Not that I'm the sharpest tack to begin with, but jesus christ drinking makes me stupid sometimes. Or maybe it's my stupidity making me drink? Bah. I don't know. I woke up a few minutes ago on the floor. Again. I should have this sucker cleaned so I don't wake up with Doritos embedded in my face.
My head feels like I soaked it in Drano. I don't know what the hell I did with my knee - but it hurts like hell. My hair looks like I was licking the wallsocket looking for wakey-wakey candy - and found it.
T-minus 2 days to D-day. or I guess B-day.
Posted by Matt at October 31, 2002 08:16 AM