August 20, 2002
Notes from the back of
Notes from the back of the "I'm glad everyone else knows this, but..." book of life:
If you take cheese, slice it up and put it in a container, splash salsa and hotsauce and chilipowder on it, microwave it, and pour it on a bowl of chips - You get nachos!
I like nachos
If you eat a big bowl of nachos at midnight, after a cigarette and a liter of ginger ale, with a stomach like mine - You get indigestion, gas, and heartburn,!
I dont like heartburn or indigestion
If you spend 60 dollars a month for a satellite TV feed, get all 7 HBO channels, and flick it on at any given time late at night - You get "Young Guns"!
I've seen it more times than my own penis, and I like it almost as much
Take it for what it's worth.
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