July 28, 2003

AnyWWWhere

I've bought 20 minutes on an internet terminal here at "AnyWWWhere," an internet cafe on 1st and something here in the East Village. I don't have much time left (it goes surprisingly fast) so this post is basically a heads up.

There are more fucking super hot girls here than my poor little brain can handle and when I get back I will have to re-assess my parameters for designating "HOT" to chicks.

It's so fucking expensive here.

It's about a thousand times more clean and high-tech than I remember. 42nd street is devoid of whores and low-lives and now it's just a massive, glowing tourist trap with millions of folks thronging with their children where there used to be nothing but broken lives and misery. It's creepy and heartening at the same time.

I haven't had a slice of pizza since I've been back. I'll have to remedy that later.

Toss a beer back for me, folks. My time just ran out.

Posted by Matt at July 28, 2003 10:34 AM
Comments

Lisa, "Can we come back here soon dad?"

Homer, "We'll see honey...... Weeeeee'll see"

*** trash going through the broken windshield into Homer's face ****

Posted by: Homer at July 30, 2003 02:59 AM

Yeah! You come home!

Posted by: scratchymonkey at July 30, 2003 12:09 AM

go home you californicator!

Posted by: bloo at July 29, 2003 04:43 PM