September 21, 2003

Mini-Hellraiser

For years now I've occasionally discovered clean razor-thin cuts on myself. I usually find them in the morning, but sometimes it will be some time before I notice. The cuts are always the same, usually running from two to six inches long, not very deep, and always perfect razor lines. I initially thought it was me scratching myself in my sleep, but I've since ruled that out. The cuts are too perfect. They dont have the ragged laceration look of fingernails at all; quite the contrary, they are completely straight and both begin and end cleanly.

Just now, I discovered one on my left hip. It's vertical, coming up from my beltline for about 2 inches.

Earlier tonight I discovered one running from the inside of my lip to the outside, as if I had bit into a scalpel.

I'm not particularly worried about it because all the cuts are, like I said, pretty shallow and are so thin that they usually heal in no time. But I can't help but wonder - where the hell are they coming from? What the fuck?

Posted by Matt at September 21, 2003 12:42 AM
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Very strange. I used to get scratches on my back that are like you described. I would wake up and I would be like WTF?? I only noticed I was getting them because my girlfriend NOTICED them and of course you can see what went from there. Every now and again I would look in the mirror after I wake up and sometimes they are there and I wonder how the hell did the yget there. I mean they looked like someone scratched into my fack with fingernails. I know its not me doing it because I cannot reach back there. Strange man I know how you feel.

Posted by: d0g_p00p at September 21, 2003 07:43 PM

vertical, not verticle.

Posted by: scratchymonkey at September 21, 2003 11:30 AM

Bwahahahahaha-hahahaha haaaa...

Posted by: inging at September 21, 2003 09:29 AM