After a very long phone conversation with Denali (yes, that Denali) last night, and an unrelated but even longer session with Anarchy Online I managed to cheat the first rays of the sun and get to bed. Consequently, I woke up at noon today in a state of mind that I would like to call 'groggy.' Sadly, I can't. The fact is that I was completely brain dead.
Let me illustrate.
I tried to browse my daily spread of websites. Reading? Don't make me laugh.
I tried to clean my kitchen, but when I threw out a handful of cutlery and put the styrofoam container from last nights sushi into the sink... Nix on cleaning.
I tried smoking and drinking coffee. Coffee! That wakes you up right? Right?
Wrong.
If you had any respect for me before - now is the time to stop reading. I warn you, it only gets worse from here. When faced with uncertainty and difficult choices, I have found the following piece of advice to be most useful: consult with trusted advisors
So it was a no brainer to flip the TV on and listen to the good advice of Brisco and Logan (detectives on Law & Order) telling me to sit down and let them take over. Except it didn't work. I couldn't understand what they were saying or why they were after the guy they were after. I got lost. Lost
Lost by TV. A new low. Perhaps I should take on the challenge of colored blocks, or maybe finger-painting. Sad, really sad...
Must be Monday.
