November 23, 2003
Warm Up
Since we're going through some record-breaking cold weather, here're some hot chicks to help keep you warm. You can thank me later.
Rene Russo is hot. I saw her once in my favorite, now gone, cafe in NYC. She's even hotter in real life.
Neve Campbell is hot. She reminds me of Denali when she's sad, Rose when she's angry, and a weird combo when neutral. At any rate, caliente.
Fairuza Balk is hot. She has been on my top 3 "if I could do anyone it would be ..." list since I saw The Craft. Caveat: "do" means flirt with.
Liv Tyler is hot. I can't watch movies with her in it because she's the spitting image of Denali. Naturally, that means she has to be cast in the Lord of the Rings, a movie I've wanted to see since childhood. So it goes. Denali the elf. Great.
Anna Paquin is hot. I'm not sure when I decided this. Rose thinks she's asshole-ugly, but there's no accounting for taste.
Michelle Rodriguez is hot. I didn't want to see Girlfight at all in any way, but with HBO sometimes you don't get a choice so I saw it. She knocked me out.
Claire Danes is hot. My so called life, indeed. Too bad I was the nerdy kid and not Jared Leto.
Natasha Henstridge is hot. She knocked Bridgette Nielson out of the top-blonde slot. She's on a horrible show called She Spies, on after Saturday Night Live, that I watch anyway just for her. It hurts me to see her wasted on that tripe.
Milla. Married to Luc Besson. Another reason to hate the French.
* thanks to UGO Actress Archives for the tiny images.
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LOL, listing the name of the place here on the comments of "openmatt.com" is more discrete than whispering it to an abandoned Porto-San in Detroit.
Job? You think I'm going to let a plot twist like that just spill here? HA!
Posted by: Matt at November 25, 2003 11:16 PMFairuza Balk is a freak of nature and scares me. I think Anna Paquin is a little hottie, but I feel very conflicted about this even though she's of legal age. Natasha Henstridge is hot, and I don't feel conflicted at all about it. The only reason I'll watch "The Whole Nine Yards," on cable.
"XXX smells like pussy?" De gustibus non est disputandum. BTW, can we please not post the name on the online.
When are you going to find a job. Your unemployment is about to run out.
Posted by: Somewhere in the Philippines at November 25, 2003 04:59 PMRose you no like Ino? *sob*
Posted by: d0g_p00p at November 24, 2003 03:20 PMLink fixed, thanks Ing. Rose, on your website our first date is whenever you like - on mine, it was at Ino. Liz.. nah, nevermind.
Posted by: Matt at November 24, 2003 09:41 AMholy crap! where's the picture of the hottest girl you know?!?!?!
(btw if you need one I can provide it in good quality)
Ino smells like pussy and it wasn't our first date. It was the first time we had seen each other in a while but we had gone out MANY times prior. It was the night you told me you were in love with me.
Posted by: scratchymonkey at November 24, 2003 01:44 AMbtw.
Check your link for Natasha Henstridge.
Milla is no longer married to the Luc, and besides you love Luc, you french bashing bastard. And you know you are.
Posted by: inging at November 24, 2003 12:54 AMits okay, the last episode of My So Called Life gave hints to angela kind of being into Brian (aka the nerdy guy). so i guess theres still hope.
Posted by: liz at November 23, 2003 11:24 PMDude you describe gagging down convict meat and then accuse ROSE of being gross? LOL!
Besides, our first date was at Ino.
Posted by: Matt at November 23, 2003 05:03 PMOh yeah, reading Rose's last post about the Japanese Martini made me sick to my stomach, please MHolmes do not give her directions to thre sacred Sushi spot in Japan town. That you kill me.
Posted by: d0g_p00p at November 23, 2003 04:50 PM[drool] insert drool emoticon here [/drool]
Fairuza Balk, king of the hot babes. I would do just about anything to have that. I would suck some 75 year to lifer without parole hot black dick to have a chance with her. I can feel the black curly hairs and man stench on my face right now, just thinking about what I need to do to tap that. Hell I don't even need to tap that, just let me smell the fingers of the dude *who* got to tap that and I would be happy.
Posted by: d0g_p00p at November 23, 2003 04:48 PM