The Open Matt Project

Hot Or Pot

"I am outgoing and funn loving. I love going out and having funn.. and just hanging out with friends. I might be yonge but im still wild and crazy =)"

*sigh* I like having funn as much as the next guy, but I think you're too yonge for me. Even if you are still (?) wild and crazy.

"hello my name is aley.contact me if ure a jw. i have to fill this out so theres a hundred characters. well there we go." *

I'm an orthodox jw, and we're not going anywhere.

"Mixtapes, vinyl records, cigarettes, and coffee. I'm a vintage t-shirt clad indie rock junkie. Don't know who Issac Brock is? I feel for you."

I don't have any idea who Issac Brock is, and up til this moment I didn't care. Now I feel vaguely lame and un-hip. Perhaps giving up smoking and drinking coffee is to blame. *

"I'm 18, currently in San Francisco (going to school) but otherwise I live in NY. Just looking for someone to talk to, going to SF next week. I do have a tattoo and piercings." *

No, no, no, NO.

"I SEE BEYOND THE LIMITLESS; I REST IN THE REGIONS OUTSIDE THE BOUNDS OF SPACE, I GO WHEREVER I WILL, HAMPERED BY NO BOUNDARIES AND IN WHATEVER FORM I PLEASE."

Hot or Cthulhu?

"hi im destiny im 19 and i study computer engineering i have a daughter 10 months old and i love to dance" *

I've already dated too many cliches. What club are you "dancing" at?

"Prrrrrrrrrr..... I must warn you, I bite And when I bite, I bite HARD........ But don't be frightened, I'm harmless.....sometimes"

*picture neccessary* I have t-shirts that are older and scarier than you.

"HEY..iTS ALiNA. i l0ve t0o shOp..PARTY..get craZzIi. i have bLack hair n bLue eyeSz.. dats very striking. tw0o tato0s n a belly ring.. im a BALLROOM DANCER..s0o if y0u wanna chat just CLICK YES..and ill be happy t0o taLk t0o y0u!" *

Keyboard Tourette Syndrome victim. Sad, really.

Posted by Matt at December 19, 2003 04:48 AM