March 25, 2004

Why Did They Program Me To Feel Pain?

Apparently the world is going robot crazy. Just recently it seems that I can't read the news without reading about some newfangled machine that's now helping us reach ever father.

Even Berkeley is involved in this robot madness.

My question is this: where's my ROBOT GIRL?

Posted by Matt at March 25, 2004 05:32 PM
Comments

why didn't they program you to write a new post?

Posted by: fshfry at April 1, 2004 11:40 AM

How lame was that recap last week. CHEAP! I didn't even watch. Too pathetic.

Posted by: Matt at March 31, 2004 04:00 PM

whatsherface was totally doomed. she should have just walked in there and said, "look man, i know i'm fired, and i really dont want to deal with the public humiliation of the whole "trump throws his hand at you" thing. so i will just leave"

or better yet, she should have just gone "down to the street" instead.

Posted by: liz at March 31, 2004 03:09 PM

I don't want to know... no, I do want to know... no, I don't want to know... DAMN YOU CURIOSITY! DAMN YOU TO HELLLL!

Posted by: Matt at March 30, 2004 05:39 PM

over 300% elongation of the flesh? just what i need. i keep running into trouble in that regard with my real life partners, and it's a bloody mess to say the least.

Posted by: fishfry at March 30, 2004 11:53 AM

Last episode: could whatserface have been any more doomed? She was fucked the minute they lost. Amy and whatsisface are smoochy-faced and she thinks she's going to hold her own against that??? Crazy.

I will never get fired. NEVER!

Posted by: Matt at March 29, 2004 12:49 PM

i wish i could be there to act robotic. missing you. i'll call you on thursday. so you better watch the apprentice...or you'll get fired

Posted by: angry girl (aka liz) at March 29, 2004 11:39 AM

real doll: where the fuck do you store that thing when you have company?!?!

the "berkeley" link: is that bloo????

Posted by: scratchymonkey at March 26, 2004 07:08 PM

And I just ordered you a blow up doll!

Posted by: Liz at March 25, 2004 07:57 PM