April 14, 2004

Rocky Bottom

Today could have been worse. I could have come up positive for an incurable venereal disease. I could have been hit by a car and permanently crippled. I could have an inoperable tumor.

I suppose the insipid platitude, 'you still have your health' is going to have to console me.

This is not me fishing for questions or condolences. It's just flat-out venting.

Posted by Matt at April 14, 2004 08:53 PM
Comments

I should have went to see Kill Bill 2 with you. I'll never hear the end of it.

Posted by: d0g_p00p at April 24, 2004 09:47 PM

so when are you going to start auctioning your shit off to the highest bidder?

Posted by: d0g_p00p at April 16, 2004 09:24 PM

my roommates have mono. i've had it twice and i have a shitty immune system so chances are i'll get it again. so yeah, at least you have your health...but maybe you should go to the doctor just to make sure...:)

Posted by: liz at April 15, 2004 04:48 PM

i think you need about five more posts in order to qualify under our Venting Certificate program. also, you will move into our Silver Circle if you turn off the comments while doing so.

Posted by: fishfry at April 15, 2004 11:25 AM

wait a second, you gave that "health" line just the other day, you scrub!

Ok, so what gives monkey?

Posted by: inging at April 15, 2004 09:30 AM

"the" job?

No. Not yet.

Posted by: Matt at April 15, 2004 09:08 AM

you didn't get the job, did you?

Posted by: inging at April 14, 2004 09:07 PM