The Open Matt Project

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Killing time at Bangme.net, I came across this profile and slightly damaged my brain reading it. People like this really do exist! Amazing

"About Me: *HOLLER*Thanx Fer Takin A Weeee Lil Peek At Mi I LYKE ROMANTIC WALKS2DA CONVENIENCE STORE2RENT''MOVIES''LmFaO!JK!Im An Outgoin,Funlovin,easygoing Gal Who Iz Very HYPER n KWAZIE! I love 2 laff YeYe! Im Game 4 Anythang. I lyke tryin new things & just bein with Fwenz & Fam Is FUN*RaWrZ*Im A True Kid At Heart! Nuffin rwellie Botherz Me:)-MuSiC Is My BeSt FwEn!-SuM BaNdZ= LINKIN PARK>STATIC-X>POISON THE WELL>SEPULTURA>KORN>SLIPKNOT>CHILDREN OF BODOM +MORE....(fuzzyHand-Cuffz Whoot) lol TOODLEZ:)Xoxox **I LOVE HOCKEY* Muh Fav NHL Teams Are THE MONTREAL CANADIENS and THE OTTAWA SENATORS!!!! #1 Baybee! DIE LEAFS *RaWrZ*
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WOAH-*SURPRIZE*******CAUTION: Parential Advisory: Count Down-4..3..2..1.[bubble baths][skittlez][sented candles][chocolate][whiped cream][handcuffs][lipgloss][LOUD HEAVY METAL MUSIC][Kisses on the neck][HOCKEY-GO HABS AND SENS!*DIE LEAFS]I gotta say one thing- I aynt A winney Bitch who wants her own way! Im Not picky and i dont alwaiez go for lookz! We are Not perfect and Personality is BEST! some1 who can make me laff and run a decent covo wif me is PERFECT!:)
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BOOYUH well i could start off by sayin a load of shyt like,lierz and cheaterz BUT,i think we have all lied atleast once ore twice in lyfe and fer sum mayb even cheated in one way or another! I mean christ SHYT happenz rite? So i cant say jack all bout em! READY Fer Da Stuff> [bad breath][bad BO][unclean hair-Messy][really hairy ppl][stained teeth][TECHNO MUSIC-Makes me Deaf][Pure Gino Guys]SWORRIE? HUH I aynt done but Imma Stop Now(LUCKY YOU)Hope U Had Fun Readin Muh Shyt.TOODLEZ"