Since it has been brought to my attention that my birthday is arriving shortly, apparently an announcement of some kind is in order.
My birthday this year is on Nov 6th, this Saturday. That's right, Saturday. Although many people consider Nov 3rd to be my birthday, and have been correct up until this moment, this year it is not.
To be perfectly clear - Absolutely nothing will be happening on Wednesday, Nov 3rd, aside from grimly watching the election lawsuits unfold. Anyone who wishes to recieve resentment and rejection can feel free to ignore this announcement and "just call to say happy birthday" or "drop in with a sixpack" and I will be happy to accomodate them with frustrated anger.
As for Nov 6th, I will be celebrating all damn day. As is tradition and well-established practice, I will be focusing my attentions on negociating between sobriety and alcoholism all day on into the night.
Party details to follow. Stay tuned.
Posted by Matt at November 1, 2004 11:37 AMoh good. because i was wondering if you wanted to help me do my laundry and clean my house on wednesday and since its not special anymore, i'm sure you'd be down to help. you're the best matt.
Posted by: liz at November 2, 2004 04:29 PMWednesday it is! I can hardly wait!!
Posted by: bloo at November 2, 2004 04:17 PMThat's for the head's up! My phone doesn't seem to be working so well... I think it probably won't work at all til Saturday... oh well.
Posted by: Matt at November 2, 2004 12:47 AMI am going to call you on Wed and shower you with birthday wishes and "i love you"s and if you return it with anger I will PYITE. Biatch!
Why are you only celebrating your birthday on ONE day. Start now an dgo until sunday!
xoxo,
monkey