My Birthday party will be held on Saturday in a non-formal schedule. This essentially means I'll be drinking and enjoying myself from sometime in the afternoon til late that night. The reason I am not picking a location and time is twofold. One, there is a game at the Greek that night, which means there will be no parking. This is a problem for some people, so I'm hesitant to do what I'd normally do and have a little shindig in my miserably filthy hovel. Two, I am convinced that any outdoor plans I make will ensure cold and rain, and any indoor plans I make will guarantee beautiful, balmy weather. So I'm not making plans.
Screw you, weather gods.
Meanwhile, I will be making a lot of phone calls to everyone on Saturday to let them know what the hell is going on. Naturally, everyone will be busy, away from the phone, deep-sea diving, too hung over, in the hospital, and so on and will remind me that they wished me a happy birthday back on Wednesday anyway so why am I complaining.
That's fine. For the everyone else, consider it a rave - Matt style. Imagine you're a tripped out candy raver covered in stuff that would make Willy Wonka cry with jealousy. You are going to be invited to the best party ever. It's going to be held at-WAIT you don't know! Your cellphone will simply ring and tell you the secret location!
Exciting, ain't it?
I'll be drinking Bloody Mary's, which I have decided are my new favorite getting blotto drink. Go ahead and call me gay - I ain't getting married and it's the new black this millenium anyway.
Posted by Matt at November 3, 2004 05:59 PMGreat, the first year I get a quasi-invite to the Matt shindig and I can't attend. You and Mavis have birthdays a day apart and I'm hosting her birthday party this Sat. You wanna come?
Posted by: TK at November 5, 2004 11:58 AMeat lots of cake
Posted by: fishfry at November 4, 2004 07:43 PMhappy anniversary of the day you were hatched 32 years ago!
Posted by: scratchymonkey at November 3, 2004 09:16 PM