10 Reasons having a party (company or otherwise) on a Monday is retarded:
1. Looks-like-everyone-is-having-a-case-of-the-Mondays. Because it's Monday.
2. The weekend is named precisely what it is, having a party doesn't extend it as much as punctuate how much it's over.
3. Party = drinking = fun = fired.
4. Starting your work week off with a party is like starting a party by inviting the police over.
5. Tuesday is the next day. Then Wednesday. Then Thursday.
6. Hot chicks / guys don't party on Mondays because they already know this fact.
7. Friday ends up feeling like Monday, which is real close to sacrilege.
8. Clearing Monday's workload is tough enough without the tease of fun at the end of it.
9. Nothing can be done on a Monday that can't be done better on a Friday.
10. If by some miracle you manage to have a blast, you clearly didn't call your sponsor.
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